I had my first goatse in my early teens, and I have to say it was a major part of what shaped me into the upstanding citizen I am today. There's nothing quite like the feeling of having your as split open until your sphincter rips apart, letting you fit a basketball up there without any lube. I think the world would be a far more tolerant and peaceful place if we all had a little more goatse in our lives. Having a goatse is just an uplifting and positive experience that brings you closer to everyone around you. This is a tribute to the man and the legend... THE GOATSE MAN!